A not entirely wasted day

Alright, I know I said I was going to start blogging more / at all so I feel a need to update this little thing before I go out tonight.

Today I....

• woke up on the couch at JJ and Adrienne's.
• I drank some leftover, watered down soda from mcdonalds.
• We watched The Ugly Truth during which JJ made an egg sandwich by cooking the egg in the microwave and then adding cream cheese.  I must have looked hungry because he gave me half.
• Drove to my mom's while texting and driving about the stories from last night
• Played around on the internet figuring out how to use RSS feeds from blogs and evernotes to facebook and back.  and that led to reading stuff on google reader.  basically all caught up on my friend's posts now.  amazing.  to give you a sense of how wasteful these 5 hours of my life were, here's the final video i watched:

and, in case you were wondering, here are the stories from last night (a girl i knew asked and wanted to know):

4:28 PM me: phew... long list of them

  at the risk of ruining my conversationalism tonight

  ...

  go from work to vendetta instead of amherst which was originally my plan (my brother closed on his house and had people over earlier in the day)

4:29 PM have 4 beers with a guy i sort of know there. def a cool cat. spacing it on his name

  6', white, skinny i think? mustache-predominant beard

  anyway

4:30 PM friend: Dave?

 me: from there, go to cobblestone because i've never been there when amanda works there

  yeah, dave i think! maybe.

 friend: lol

  Where is cobblestone?

4:31 PM me: old sports bar next to athens

  anyway, get there, barely know anyone

  but i check facebook and will huttwelker was ready to go out

  him: "where ya at?"
me: cobblestone
him: "sweet, that's where i'm going"

4:32 PM i don't know if i trust him on that, but it did work out

  so while waiting i sit at the bar and begin to hit on this girl there alone

 friend: what is her name?

 me: me: "waiting here for someone?"

  no clue

 friend: lol

 me: we talk for maybe 5 minutes

  will comes in and says hello to her first

4:33 PM apparently they know each other (no, he was not who she was waiting for)

  her friend came in shortly after. i bought us all slim jims

 friend: what are slim jims?

  the meat thing

 me: WTF?

 me: yes the meat thing

4:34 PM imagine a dog treat

  now imagine it slightly better

 friend: oh ok... just making sure it's not a drink

  they sell those at cobblestone?

 me: it's not as good as you're now imagining

  apparently!

 friend: what kind of bar is it??

 me: i even cried earlier this week on facebook because i ate my last slimjim

 friend: HEY I LOVE SLIM JIMS!

  lol

 me: me too!

4:35 PM anyway, from there we went to lab for a few more drinks. met up and played pool with those girls for a bit

  started to black out, decided to get back to the V because jj was my ride

4:36 PM a bunch of people i knew where there

  proceeded to get sloshed

 friend: did you get lucky with the girl???

 me: at one point i was flipping my phone like the coaster flipping game

  off of a full beer

  it spilled

 friend: oh god!

 me: i don't even remember saying goodnight to them

4:37 PM so i don't think so

  my friends quote me later in the night [in reference to another conversation i had with some random]: "my name is ben. want to go home with me?"

4:38 PM oh, after the full beer spill i was cut off for a bit which is probably why i sorta remember that period of time

  but then i was allowed to start drinking again

  hurray!

  jj drove my car to mcdonalds around midnight and i slept on their couch

4:39 PM i remember leaving the bar and everything after but there were def some stories i forget

 friend: lol

4:40 PM me: like "kicking the chair like a little child because [i] didn't want to go to kilkenny's"

 friend: well i don't blame you there!

 me: i got my way

  that group left without me

  so how was your night?

FINAL THOUGHT: a slimjim drink would be amazing and dovetail nicely with the spicy italian and white pizza